Morning folks,
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Don’t be alarmed, I am not ending Musings over Coffee. I was rereading a few of my musings and found that there was a time when I would end each musing with a witty piece of advice or pure randomness. After chatting with a friend at work about it, he agreed that I should dedicate an entire musing to the “Endings” of all my previous musings. Some are a good laugh so grab a coffee, sit back and enjoy the ride.
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Before we get started I wanted to give a little background on why I ended my musings the way I did. Back when I first started Musings over Coffee I used to end each musing with “Keep your stick on the ice” or some variation of that phrase. My wife used to get annoyed with me and told me to stop ending my musings that way or she would stop reading them. As a way of lashing out, I decided to randomly end each musing with a useless piece of advice (or at the time I thought it was useless) or a completely random phrase. You will see below that there are quite a few different ones and in my recent musings I’ve decided to bring this random ending back.
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For today’s Musing Trivia question, I want you to tell me how many times I ended my musings with the “keep your stick on the ice” phrase. As mentioned above there are many variations of the phrase I used (sticks on the ice for example) so make sure to include those in your calculations. This is also the last day I will be doing Musings Trivia so you will have until Monday morning to get your answers in for all the musings.
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Enough chatter, on with the The Endings!
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Anyway coffee is gone, so I�m going to cut this off here. Remember, Family, Friends and Linux! Don’t mix them together or you’re asking for problems And don’t try to put them into your coffee, they just don’t work
Don’t forget to send me your thoughts on how Velcro could be applied at home and at the office
Take care you wonderful people. Have a safe and happy holiday season. If you’ve ever wondered what Christmas would be like in Poland, you can find out here http://www.polishworld.com/christmas/
Keep your stick on the Ice!
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You are all most exceptional hobbitses.
Have a great day out there and make sure you look both ways before crossing the street. Remember, that driver may not be paying attention either.
Have a great day gang and remember, You’re only as old as you feel!
Keep your heads up and watch for falling ice. Fight the fight and finish the race. You are all amazing and wonderful people.
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DAMMIT!!!
Have a great day gang and remember, garbage in – garbage out.
Remember, its always the other guys fault and you’ll never do wrong
Take care my friends and remember, keep your friends close but your enemies closer!
Take care gang and we’ll see you out there on the battle field!!
Remember to always wear a seat belt when driving and please PLEASE buy a hands-free kit for your damn cell phones!
Take care my family and friends and remember to look both ways before crossing the street.
Take care my friends and remember to watch for falling ice!
Don’t forget to take time this weekend and treat yourselves to some ice cream. Some say Ice Cream is a soothing substance due to the fact you have a nerve stem in the roof of your mouth that leads to the brain. Yes, I’m talking about brain freeze
Remember not to stare at homeless people on the streets, they have feelings too
Take care my friends and remember to brush your teeth.
Take care my friends and remember to always double knot your shoe laces when running long distances.
Take care gang and remember to hang your clothes outside this summer to dry. This will help provide a better future for our children and children’s children.
Take care my friends and remember to check your oil in your cars.
Take care my friends and remember to avoid public pools unless you’ve had all your shots.
Take care and remember, only you can prevent forest fires.
Remember to keep your heads high. We are all human beings and should be treated no different than the person sitting next to us. Only through equality can we truely achieve social perfection. Not like that will ever happen, but life would be nice if it did.
Remember to always flush and spray when you’re done in the bathroom.
Take care my friends, you are all wonderful people.
Take care my friends and remember Snow Means Slow!
Don’t forget to conserve water this weekend for our Children’s future.
Remember gang, there is no ”I” in TEAM.
I’ve come to the conclusion that drinking too much coffee is making me fat. Oh well.
keep your stick on the…. errr… look both ways before you cr… errr… dammit.. I need some new material or something. Umm, green means go, red means stop and yellow means accelerate. Or something like that.
Take care my friends and remember to watch the weather channel for important weather advisories in your area.
Take care my friends and remember to brush your teeth twice a day.
Take care all and remember to check under the toilet seat for spiders before you go.
Well gang, I need to cut this off short. They are watching me.
So, until tomorrow then, keep fit and have fun.
Take care all and remember to stay away from broken glass.
Anyway folks, I’m Prarie Dogging here so I need to run (fast).
You guys and gals are the absolute best!
Have a great day and remember to look to the stars.
Therefore, verily I say unto thee, go forth and take off ye pants!
Take care my friends and remember to never conform to what society classifies you as, rise up and be a new template!
Take care my friends and remember to tip your waitress.
Musing over Coffee v12.0 (notice the gap?)
Take care my friends and remember to always always ALWAYS… put one foot in front of the other when walking.
Remember, snow means slow this winter.
Everyone remember to keep fit and have fun. Loafing around all day will only leave you feeling glum and blue. Remember to be kind to your fellow humans. Chances are they hate what they’re doing as much as you are.
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DAMMIT!!!!!! 0 for 17… Meh
With that, I will leave you now, but not before I roll up my rim 
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DAMMIT!!!!!
I know I feel a LOT better after typing this. In fact, I would have to say I feel a great weight off my chest and a little bit happy as I’ll probably laugh my ass off in a few months when I come back and read this.
Remember, always ALWAYS keep your stick on the ice. Last thing you need is a hockey stick in the face or worse
Oh well, tomorrow is another day and my roll-up cup will be mine!! MY PRECIOUSSSSSS!!
Until tomorrow folks, keep fit and remember to look both ways before crossing the street.
Until next time my friends, keep your sticks on the ice.
Tune in next week where I talk about the negative effects of work on your health
Anyway folks, I plan on getting some cleaning done today and relaxing. Even though I know I’ll be working despite being off, I should try and actually enjoy my day off before going back to hell.
Remember to hug someone you love today. Not only will it make them feel better, but you yourself will feel better for doing it.
Until next time, Keep your sticks on the ice!! (I know Katie used to hate it when I signed off this way, but I think she’ll understand this time )
Live life to it’s fullest, enjoy spending time with family and friends. When you weary and achy from a long day, stand up and do something. Don’t grow old in that old rocking chair, you’ll regret it.
Until then, keep your sticks on the ice.
Life is just too short to fret about things that aren’t important at the end of the day.
Today promises nothing except pain and anguish so I need to get the lube out.
Remember, just because you hear noises in the night doesn’t mean that there is a brain eating zombie waiting for you to fall to sleep. Sleep well. Sleep very very well wa haa haa haaaaaa.
Remember to check your tire pressure on a regular basis because there is a lot riding on your tires!
Remember to always wipe your feet before entering a building, it is just good manners.
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Hope you enjoyed The Endings as much as I enjoyed going through every musing and pulling them out for you. Remember folks, time is tickin’ away so do what you want to do today.
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Cheers,
Al
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Well, It sure is nice to see what you have been up to lately. Keep your stick on the ice buddy!
I calculate 6 time you used the stick on the ice comment
sorry Al… busy week and even busier weekend. Didn’t have time to do your quizes.
Love you